Yo dont text me then not text me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...