Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.