Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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