i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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