Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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