can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
