"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Randomize
