I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
