She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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