Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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