Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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