Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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