Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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