It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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