We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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