she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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