You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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