Apparently you make a good broom.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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