why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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