I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
the raccoons are back...
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