Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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