Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Found the puke drawer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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