Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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