I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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