how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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