Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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