my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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