why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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