I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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