when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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