Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I will pee on everything he values.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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