just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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