sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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