It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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