Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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