TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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