You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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