I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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