Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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