Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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