You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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