How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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