first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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