I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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