So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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