Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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