i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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