i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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