Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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