this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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