Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked