JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to