There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Randomize
