Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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