if you like me you must not know who I am
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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